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         Acronym
           Expansion
             
              AA
               Alcoholics Anonymous
                
                 AAA
                  Travel club
                   
                    AAAAA
                     Travel club for alcoholics
                      
                       ADN
                        Any day now
                         
                          AES
                           Advanced Encryption Standard
                            
                             AFAIK
                              As far as I know
                               
                                AFCAQTWCA
                                 Any fool can ask questions the wise can't answer
                                  
                                   AFK
                                    Away from the keyboard
                                     
                                      AGAN
                                       As good as new
                                        
                                         AKA
                                          Also known as
                                           
                                            AWGTHTGTTA
                                             Are we going to have to go through this again
                                              
                                               B4N
                                                Bye for now
                                                 
                                                  BAD
                                                   Broken as designed
                                                    
                                                     BAMF
                                                      Bad assed motherfucker
                                                       
                                                        BBL
                                                         Be back later
                                                          
                                                           BBR
                                                            Burnt beyond repair
                                                             
                                                              BBS
                                                               Bulletin board system
                                                                
                                                                 BFD
                                                                  Big fuckin' deal
                                                                   
                                                                    BIOYIOP
                                                                     Blow it out your I/O port
                                                                      
                                                                       BISD
                                                                        Built-in shit detector
                                                                         
                                                                          BITGOD
                                                                           Back in the good old days
                                                                            
                                                                             BOFH
                                                                              Bastard operator from hell (UNIX), from http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html
                                                                               
                                                                                BOHICA
                                                                                 Bend over, here it comes again (military for getting screwed)
                                                                                  
                                                                                   BOM
                                                                                    Book of Morons
                                                                                     
                                                                                      BRB
                                                                                       Be right back
                                                                                        
                                                                                         BRS
                                                                                          Big red switch
                                                                                           
                                                                                            BSOD
                                                                                             Blue screen of death (PMS Microsoft style)
                                                                                              
                                                                                               BTA
                                                                                                But then again (in response to IOW)
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                  BTW
                                                                                                   By the way
                                                                                                    
                                                                                                     BYAM
                                                                                                      Between you and me
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                        BWQ
                                                                                                         Buzz word quotient
                                                                                                          
                                                                                                           CI$
                                                                                                            Compu$erve Information Service
                                                                                                             
                                                                                                              CTS
                                                                                                               Consider the source
                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                 CU
                                                                                                                  See you
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                    CUL
                                                                                                                     See you later
                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                       CUL8R
                                                                                                                        See you later
                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                          DIIK
                                                                                                                           Damned if I know
                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                             DILLIGAF
                                                                                                                              Does it look like I give a fuck
                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                DIY
                                                                                                                                 Do it yourself
                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                   DL or D/L
                                                                                                                                    Download, transmit to you
                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                      DTP
                                                                                                                                       DeskTop publishing
                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                         DTRT
                                                                                                                                          Do the right thing
                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                            DWIMC
                                                                                                                                             Do what I mean, correctly
                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                               EAPG
                                                                                                                                                Early American pressed glass
                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                  EOT
                                                                                                                                                   End Of Thread (don't reply to this message)
                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                     ES&D
                                                                                                                                                      Eat shit and die
                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                        ESABATM
                                                                                                                                                         Eat shit and bark at the moon
                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                           ETLA
                                                                                                                                                            Extended three letter acronym
                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                              FFRD
                                                                                                                                                               Flying fuck in a rolling donut (I don't give one)
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                 FHOF
                                                                                                                                                                  Freeware Hall of Fame
                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                    FISH
                                                                                                                                                                     First In, Still Here
                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                       FITB
                                                                                                                                                                        Fill in the blank
                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                          FLMN
                                                                                                                                                                           Four letter mnemonic name
                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                             FOAF
                                                                                                                                                                              Friend of a friend
                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                FOB
                                                                                                                                                                                 Fresh off the boat
                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                   FOMCL
                                                                                                                                                                                    Fell off my chair laughing
                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                      FOOBAR
                                                                                                                                                                                       Variant of FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all repair)
                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                         FOOMCL
                                                                                                                                                                                          Fell out of my chair laughing
                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                            FOS
                                                                                                                                                                                             Freedom of speech; Full of shit
                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                               FRED
                                                                                                                                                                                                Fucking ridiculous electronic device
                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                  FTM, RTFC
                                                                                                                                                                                                   Forget the manual, read the fucking code
                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                     FTTT
                                                                                                                                                                                                      From time to time
                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                        FUBAR
                                                                                                                                                                                                         Fucked up beyond all repair
                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                           FTW
                                                                                                                                                                                                            Fuck the world
                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                              FUD
                                                                                                                                                                                                               Fear, uncertainty and doubt
                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 FURTB
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Full up ready to burst (about hard drives)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    FWIW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                     For what it's worth
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       FY&TSYRIO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Fuck you and the sysop you rode in on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          FYA&E
                                                                                                                                                                                                                           For your amusement and edification
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                             FYDITM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Fuck you directly in the mouth
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                FYI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 For your information
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   g or G
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Grin
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      GAFIA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Get away from it all
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         gd&r
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          grinning, ducking and running
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            gd&arf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             grinning, ducking and running FAST!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               gd&arvvf
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  gd&aw
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   grinning, ducking and weaving
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     GFR
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Grim file reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        GFY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Good for you, or Go fuck yourself, depending on context
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           GH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Getting hard
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              GIGO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Garbage In, Garbage Out
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 GIWIST
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Gee, I wish I'd said that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    GLGH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Good luck and good hunting
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       GMTA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Great minds think alike
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          GW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Getting wet
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             HIIK
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Hell if I know
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                HMOFG or HMFG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Holy mother of fucking god
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   HTH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Hope this helps
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      IAC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       In any case
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         IAE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In any event
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            IANAL/A/D/B
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             I am not a lawyer/attorney/doctor, but ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               IASTIHTTYT
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I am surprised that I have to tell you that (related forms exist)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  IC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   I see
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     IDTT
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I'll drink to that
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        IETF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Internet engineering task force
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           IIRC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            If I recall correctly
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              IITYWIMIWHTKY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               If I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 IITYWIMWYBMAD
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    ILTNMMAMOTC. HYCFAPMSFTJ
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I'd like to nominate Mike Meyer as moderator of that conference.  Honestly you couldn't find a person more suited for the job.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ILY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        I love you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          IMAO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           In my arrogant opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             IMCO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              In my considered opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                IMHO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 In my humble opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   IMNSHO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    In my not so humble opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      IMO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       In my opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         IMBO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          In my biased opinion
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            INPO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             In no particular order
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               IOW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                In other words
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  IWBNI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   It would be nice if
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     IWRBSOF	
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I would rather be set on fire
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        IYFEG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Insert your favorite ethnic group
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           JIC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Just in case
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              JSNM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Just stark naked magic
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 JTYWTK
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Just thought you wanted to know
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    KMYF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Kiss me you fool
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       L8R
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Later
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          LAB&TYD
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Life's a bitch and then you die
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             LLTA; LALOTA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Lots and lots of thunderous applause
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                LMAO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Laughing my ass off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   LMWIS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Lick me here I sweat
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      LOL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Laughing out loud (grossly overused - the acronym everyone knows)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         MLA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Multiple letter acronym
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            MOTAS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Member of the appropriate sex
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               MOTOS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Member of the opposite sex
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  MOTSS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Member of the same sex
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     NFW
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      No fucking way
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        NIMBY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Not in my backyard
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           NIXON
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Equivalent of shit, ie. "Take a Nixon"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              NSS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               No shit, Sherlock
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ObTWIAVBP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Obligatory the world is a very big place (what's obvious to insiders may puzzle outsiders)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    OIC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh, I see
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ONLY
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Used by sellers and shareware authors who over-price, ie. "Only $99.95"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          OOTC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Obligatory on topic comment
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             OTF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              On the floor
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                OTOH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 On the other hand
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   OTTH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    On the third hand
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      PABG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Pack a big gun
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         PCYLIHOONL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Please cross your legs, I have only one nail left
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            PITA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Pain in the ass (source of "Pitabytes," term coined at FHOF to mean spam and Internet advertising)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               PLOKTA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Press lots of keys to abort
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  PMBI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Pardon my butting in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     PMFBI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pardon me for butting in
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        POS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Point of sale; Piece of shit
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           POSSLQ
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Person of opposite sex sharing living quarters
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              POV
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Point of view
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 PTB
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Powers that be
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    RE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Regarding
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ROTFL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Rolling on the floor laughing
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          ROTFLMAO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ROTFLAHMS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Rolling on the floor laughing and holding my side
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                RPG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Role playing games
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   RSN
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Real Soon Now (always capitalized)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      RTFM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Read the fucking manual
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         RTFNG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Read the fucking newsgroup
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            QUANGO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               SFLA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Stupid four letter acronym
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  SIG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Special interest group
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     SIAANMHOOEI
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Stupidity is always astounding no matter how often one encounters it
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        SMO; SMON
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Serious mode on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           SMOP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Small matter of programming
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              SMOff
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Serious mode off
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 SNAFU
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Situation normal - all fucked up
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    SO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Significant other
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       SOB
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Son of a bitch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          SPAM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Junk email (from SPiced hAM, Hormel's junk meat)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             SSL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Secure sockets layer
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ST-TNG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Star Trek, The Next Generation
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ST-TOS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Star Trek, The Original Series
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      STI/ST-TMP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Star Trek, The Motion Picture
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         STII/ST-WOK
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Star Trek, Wrath of Khan
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            STIII/ST-SFS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Star Trek, Search for Spock
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               STIV/ST-TVH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Star Trek, The Voyage Home
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  STV/ST-TFF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Star Trek, The Final Frontier
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     STVI/ST-TUC
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Star Trek, The Undiscovered Country
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        SWMBO
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         She who must be obeyed
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           SYSOP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            SYStem OPerator, aka God
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              TAFN
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               That's all for now
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 TAFT
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  That's a frightening thought
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    TANJ
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     There ain't no justice
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       TANSTAAFL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          TNSTAAFL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           There's no such thing as a free lunch
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             TDLS(CNMSBNOWT)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              The dirty little secret (Conservatives need more sex but no one wants them)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                TDM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Too damn many
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   TGIF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Thank god its Friday
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      TIA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Thanks in advance
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         TIATLG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Truly, I am the living god
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            TLA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Three letter acronym
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               TLS
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Transport layer security
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  TLG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   The living god (unless otherwise applied it refers to Jim Lee of Los Angeles)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     TPTB
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      The powers that be
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        TSJD
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Texas size jelly donut - official food of Texas sysops
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           TSR
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Terminate and stay resident software
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              TTBOMK
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               To the best of my knowledge
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 TTFN
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ta-Ta for now
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    TTL4N
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     That's the lot for now
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       TTUL
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Talk (or type) to you later
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          UAE
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Unrecoverable application error (Bane of Windows users)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             UL or U/L
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Upload (send to a recipient)
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                WATMHATTAH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Why are there more horses asses than there are horses
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   WFM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Works for me
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      WIMP
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         WOFTAM
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Waste of fucking time and money
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            WRT
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             With regard to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               WTF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                What the fuck
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  WTFDIK
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   What the fuck do I know
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     WTMTOYH
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Way too much time on your hands
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        WYGIWYPF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         What you get is what you pay for
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           WYITF
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Wrapping yourself in the flag ("Patriotism - last refuge of a scoundrel")
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              WYSIWYG
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               What you see is what you get
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 YABA
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Yet another bloody acronym
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    YMMV
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Your mileage may vary
      Common Expressions used just as they appear here
     
      
     
        <arching eyebrows>
         *blush*
          <chuckle>
           
            <falling off the soapbox>
             <frown>
              <grin>
               
                *hug*
                 *kiss*
                  <lewd wink>
                   
                    <making notes...>
                     <mounting the soapbox>
                      <raising eyebrows>
                       
                        <sheepish grin>
                         <Sheesh!>(tm)
                          <silly grin>
                           
                            <smile>
                             <smiling sweetly>
                              <smirk>
                               
                                <wink>
                                 <nudge nudge, wink wink>
      Selected Emoticons
     
      emoticon: n. an expression created with the symbols on a keyboard. 
     
They are usually read with the head tilted to the left.
They are used to
      convey the spirit in which a line of text was typed.
     
      
     
        Emoticon
         Meaning
          
           :)  :-)  :>
            Smiling, happy faces; don't take me too seriously
             
              ;)  ;-)  ;>
               Winking happy faces (something said tongue-in-cheek)
                
                 B-)
                  Smiling face from a person wearing glasses
                   
                    8-)
                     Smiling face with a wide-eyed look
                      
                       :D  :-D
                        Wider happy face (or Mistrel singers)
                         
                          :-o
                           "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
                            
                             :-(
                              Sad or disappointed face
                               
                                :-P
                                 Tongue stuck out
                                  
                                   :-J
                                    Tongue in cheek
                                     
                                      :-#
                                       Message concerning something that shouldn't have been
                                       said...
                                        
                                         :-$
                                          Message indicating person is ill...
                                           
                                            :-&
                                             Message indicating person is angry...
                                              
                                               :-*
                                                Kiss...
                                                 
                                                  :-x
                                                   Kiss kiss
                                                    
                                                     :-(=)
                                                      Message from a person with big teeth.
                                                       
                                                        <:-)
                                                         Dumb questions
                                                          
                                                           <g>
                                                            Grin
                                                             
                                                              |-(
                                                               Late night messages
                                                                
                                                                 :^)
                                                                  From a person with a large nose
                                                                   
                                                                    :*)
                                                                     Clowning around
                                                                      
                                                                       :-{#}
                                                                        From a person with braces
                                                                         
                                                                          &:-)
                                                                           From a person with curly hair
                                                                            
                                                                             @:-)
                                                                              From a person with wavy hair
                                                                               
                                                                                #:-)
                                                                                 From a person with matted hair
                                                                                  
                                                                                   O:-)
                                                                                    Angel
                                                                                     
                                                                                      C=:-)
                                                                                       Chef
                                                                                        
                                                                                         ;-)}<////>
                                                                                          Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
                                                                                           
                                                                                            :-) )-:
                                                                                             Masking theatrical comments
                                                                                              
                                                                                               :-|K-
                                                                                                Formal message.
                                                                                                 
                                                                                                  <:>==
                                                                                                   A turkey
                                                                                                    
                                                                                                     ...---...
                                                                                                      S.O.S.
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                        O:O
                                                                                                         A girl is mooning you
                                                                                                          
                                                                                                           @*&$!%
                                                                                                            You know what that means...
                                                                                                             
                                                                                                              2B|^2B
                                                                                                               Message about Shakespeare
                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                 (O--<
                                                                                                                  A fishy message...
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                    @>--->----
                                                                                                                     A rose.
                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                       (-_-)
                                                                                                                        Secret smile
                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                          (.)(.)
                                                                                                                           Ms. Dos
      REAL meaning of on-line Auction Terms
     
      
     
        
         
          
           ACTUAL SHIPPING CHARGE
            You'll pay every last dime including the parking meter at the PO
             
              ADORABLE
               Too tacky to be kitsch
                
                 ADULT
                  Tastelessly vulgar
                   
                    ANCIENT
                     Grandma owned it
                      
                       ANTIQUE
                        Mom owned it
                         
                          BEAUTIFUL
                           If you think rust is art
                            
                             BRILLIANT SHINE
                              My buffer really did a number on this
                               
                                CHECK MY FEEDBACK
                                 All the Negs are on my other accounts
                                  
                                   CIVIL WAR
                                    Made in India last month (India is always in civil war)
                                     
                                      COLLECTIBLE
                                       I have WAY too many
                                        
                                         CUTE
                                          Butt-Ugly
                                           
                                            CLEAN PER EBAY
                                             I wore these panties on a hot date
                                              
                                               DON'T MISS THIS ONE!
                                                Somebody PLEASE buy it
                                                 
                                                  EXCEPTIONAL
                                                   Has everything except what you hoped
                                                    
                                                     FABULOUS
                                                      This auction required a totally imaginative description
                                                       
                                                        FINE
                                                         New paint didn't hide the glue joints
                                                          
                                                           FUSION
                                                            Tasteless
                                                             
                                                              GREAT CONDITION
                                                               The dog seldom used it for a chew toy
                                                                
                                                                 GREAT CONDITION FOR ITS AGE
                                                                  Barely recognizable
                                                                   
                                                                    GREAT ITEM!
                                                                     Every customer handles it; no one buys
                                                                      
                                                                       HTF - Hard to Find
                                                                        Only 3 others for sale when I posted the auction
                                                                         
                                                                          HOT!
                                                                           I shilled this item with my 30 bogus registrations
                                                                            
                                                                             I WAS TOLD THIS IS ...
                                                                              No one bid when I said what it really is
                                                                               
                                                                                L@@K
                                                                                 This item has nothing going for it (see MUST SEE)
                                                                                  
                                                                                   LE - Limited Edition
                                                                                    Only 4 million before they stopped numbering them
                                                                                     
                                                                                      MIB
                                                                                       Mashed In Box
                                                                                        
                                                                                         MINT
                                                                                          Meticulously cleaned
                                                                                           
                                                                                            NEAR MINT
                                                                                             Wouldn't quite clean-up
                                                                                              
                                                                                               MINTY
                                                                                                (A red flag) Meaningless word used by cheats NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING Permanently stained junk                                                                                                  
                                                                                                  NEEDS POLISHING
                                                                                                   Oh how I tried, but the finish is shot
                                                                                                    
                                                                                                     NEEDS TLC
                                                                                                      Like King Kong needs a shave. Where to begin?
                                                                                                       
                                                                                                        MUST SEE
                                                                                                         This item has nothing going for it (see L@@K)
                                                                                                          
                                                                                                           NICE
                                                                                                            Dumping it because I got a better one for my collection
                                                                                                             
                                                                                                              NR
                                                                                                               No Reserve. I used a whopping opening bid instead
                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                 NOS
                                                                                                                  New Old Stock is often Nasty Old Schlock
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                    OLD
                                                                                                                     Useless then, useless now
                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                       VERY OLD
                                                                                                                        Useless for generations
                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                          ONE OF A KIND
                                                                                                                           I have no idea what this is
                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                             PATINA
                                                                                                                              Rust never sleeps (see WONDERFUL PATINA)
                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                PERFECT
                                                                                                                                 It is for all I know; I've never seen another
                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                   PRIMITIVE
                                                                                                                                    Untalented, unskilled, unschooled art
                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                      PRISTINE
                                                                                                                                       All remnants of mouse feces came off in the washer
                                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                                         UNUSUAL
                                                                                                                                          Only 4 others for sale when I posted the auction
                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                                                                            RARE
                                                                                                                                             Only 2 others for sale when I posted the auction
                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                               VERY RARE
                                                                                                                                                Only 1 other for sale when I posted the auction
                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                  SUPER RARE
                                                                                                                                                   This is the only one for sale today (so far)
                                                                                                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                     UNIQUE
                                                                                                                                                      Only one of these for sale in at least 14 days
                                                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                        STUNNING
                                                                                                                                                         Garish
                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                           WONDERFUL PATINA
                                                                                                                                                            I polished the rust (see PATINA)
                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                              SHELF PIECE
                                                                                                                                                               Damage visible on one side only
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                 UNBELIEVABLE
                                                                                                                                                                  The description doesn't fit my item in any way
                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                                                                    VINTAGE
                                                                                                                                                                     Made way, way back 15 years ago when I was born
                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                       WONDERFUL
                                                                                                                                                                        You'll forever wonder why
                                                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                          WOW!!!
                                                                                                                                                                           I'm SO desperate to dump this
      
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